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| image               = 14th Battle (Clan Ghost Bear).png
| caption             = He likes jars of jam
| name                = Straw Boss
| birthdate           = [[2986]]
| died                = 
| affiliation         = [[Clan Ghost Bear]]
| profession          = 
}}
'''Straw Boss''' (b. [[2986]]) was a player of [[BattleTech]]: The Board Game of Armored Combat.<ref>''This User Page'', p. 1</ref>

=History=
Straw Boss began playing Battletech in 1994. He once destroyed a [[MechWarrior Online]] dev by abandoning his [[Star]]mates during a skirmish with an assault [[lance]]. He fired 8 [[medium lasers]] from his [[Hunchback]] into the developer's [[Cataphract]] with no regard paid to the friendly units in close proximity that did most of the work...It was his proudest moment.<ref>''This User Page'', p. 1</ref>

Several years prior to this glorious incident he loaded his [[Mad Dog]] A with [[Inferno Missile]]s; fired them all at once destroying an enemy [[Catapult]], a full point of friendly [[Elementals]], and his Mad Dog. It was pretty neat.<ref>''Me''</ref>

==Personal description==
Straw Boss continues to perpetuate his futile attempts to build a [[Clan Ghost Bear]] [[Cluster]], remake the [[Star League]], and annihilate [[Clan Wolf]] (in that order).<ref>http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Ulric_Kerensky#On_Trial</ref><ref>http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Clan_Ghost_Bear#Wolverine_Annihilation</ref>

==BattleMechs==
[[Image:Hunchback Token Front.jpg|right|thumb|Absolute Unit]]
Straw Boss acquired his first Mech in the early 1990's. A poisonous lead [[Hunchback IIC]] that has undergone several modifications including a [[machine gun]] boating phase, five different color schemes, an accumulated several months in turpentine baths, and an extensive downscaling operation that saw fractions of millimeters removed from every vertical measurement to bring it into scale with it's [[Star]]mates.<ref>https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?topic=61578.0</ref>

==Commands==
Straw Boss is currently building, painting, and playing the following [[User talk:Straw Boss/Commands|military commands]].

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*[[User talk:Straw Boss/DCMS|DCMS - Benjamin Regulars]]

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*[[User talk:Straw Boss/CGB|CGB - Beta Galaxy]]

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*[[User talk:Straw Boss/WOB|WOB - 50th Shadow Division]]

==Awards==
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[[File:VC.jpg|Vandal Cop Award, 1st ribbon]] 	 	[[File:EC1 1t.jpg|Edit Count (200)]] 	 	[[File:TIS1.jpg|Time in Service (1 month)]]

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=References=
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=Bibliography=
* ''This User Page''